Saturday, May 08, 2010

Lifes a Game..!?!

Life's a bitch!! You've heard all that shit before.. It seems like people don't give it (life) a chance!

We play life like a game, but do we follow the rules? But then again who makes the rules? If only life was like GTA, L1 aim, R1 shoot, one less person you have to deal with. Press start to pause the game and do something else, come back and resume in the same position.

Sometimes we wish we can load a saved state. Go back and re-do our own mistakes. But there are no such options in life. We have to live and learn. Life's learning curve is much steeper than that of a game, after the tutorial, your done, u've got ur wings to leave the nest.

Usually there is only one objective to reach the end, but what is the end point in life. Some of u may say Death, but in my eyes, the end point is when u've achieved everything u've dreamed you could. Hitting that 100% mark on GTA isn't easy, specially if you've cheated. I know most of u here are a bunch of cheats, done something illegal in ur time. I'm not saying I'm perfect and I'm not here to judge.

Sometimes life is much simpler!

Alrite enough of that mumbo jumbo! Let's get to the good shit haha.

Man, I've probably been playing way too many games to make up shit like that haha. I've managed to get hold of a New PS3 Slim, waiting for the RED Dead Redemption to drop on May 21st. Enough about games.

It seems like the 'lost generation' of "Broken Britain" will become a bigger problem!!
Speaking of Britain as a whole elections are coming up! Everyone keeps asking who I'm voting for, and my answer is Conservative! I was too young to vote for last PM, but this time round we need a change. This donkey isn't helping me at all, all Labour wants is fat lazy white people who benefit from benefits. Get up off ur ass, we are becoming some poor, lazy nation thanx to all u benefit fraudsters!!

I'm also voting conservative because one day I'll be the upper class, fuck having all these taxes when I'm one of them. I've seen changes take longer than their suppose to, it takes on average of 4 - 5 years before MP's implement anything. And fingers crossed by then I'll be up there with upper class haha.

Also I've reaped all the labour shit I can already, student loans and what not. I never qualified for EMA, Under 18 free travel what ever else they've given us.

It's time we worked for ourselves.

Anyways that's the fullest extent of my government and politics knowledge goes.

Vote Lib Dems before Labour! We want to reinforce 16 year old porn! Haha, that's the worst. Jail Bait Gallery.com! Shit just encourages more teen sex and paedophilia!!

Anyways peace out I'll give u guys more Dan Updates when I have time!!

Tuesday, May 04, 2010

Footlocker Ghost..!?!

Dear Footlocker Ghost...

I don't know if you read this shit, but I was shocked and surprised by your random encounter...

I've actually got a few sources selling Yeezy's... I was about to tell u to hit me up and give you my number so if you read this hit me up and i'll sort you out..

I'm just wondering why you literally disappeared into thin air once I put down the Foamposites. I couldn't even see you upstairs or outside Footlocker...

Anyways it's nice to know i'm Well known for the Yeezy's..

Looking fwd to hearing from you (Footlocker Ghost)

Daniel Khor

P.S Introduce yourself next time because you knew my name, I had no fucking idea who u was... (Stalker Much?!?!)

Sunday, May 02, 2010

I Relax..!!?! (Borat Voice)

*Note This Was Typed during the Easter Holidays.
Forgot to update, but newer blog should be posted soon.
Relaxing too much hahaha!!

Well it seems like everyone enjoyed their 2 weeks off. Same Shit for me, I've been off since last year haha. Sorry for not posting recently been relaxing too much at home, well when parents aren't there that's what happens haha. Bringing out all the crazy shit, with my mad set up in my living room. It seems as if I've not really progressed with my blog.

Everyone seems to be jumping on hype's bandwagons and shit now. I've been there done that, still fucking doing it. I'm not a follower of trends, and when people jump onto my ship I'll look for another method of transport. (I'll(m) just fly)

This had to be written down because shutter island is probably one of the most confusing films I've watched in a while. I mean I sussed it all out before the end. But I dunno if I was right till the end. It was worth the watch, and I wanted to give u guys a little opinon on life based upon shutter island. (Advice don't watch it when u are high as fuk)

I'm guessing a lot of you kind of have split personalities, or what most people are like now a days 2 faced. Some find that insulting to me your playing the game correctly. We as humans have learnt to adapt and survive. Come into contact with a new group and u'll be quiet for a while. If ur too loud to begin with, they won't gel to you. And probably start to dislike you. Play their game, ease urself in. Change the way u are to fit into the group. I'm not saying don't be urself, but hold on back till they understand u.

A lot of people get this shit wrong. U can't just be the way u are around everyone, not everyone shares the same humour or tastes. Read, analyse and evaluate. I never thought I'd be using them words after school. But that's what every situation needs. Learning to do all this subconciously and then once u've evaluated you share, so u can be analysed and evaluated (or judged) but who are they to judge u? (I hear u asking)

Because every single one of us has an ego, we tend to judge. Tbh, fuck it don't give a shit what people think. As long as the people think how u want them to, that's when u come out on top.

Everything around u is a power game, who is one step ahead? It sounds really pointless and complicated but this shit gets u far in life.

Thursday, April 08, 2010

Counter Ur-A-Jew..!?!?

I'm not intending this to be a racist post it's just an honest opinion that I have. None of this is based on fact like half my shit haha. But I just like to write shit, and I'm guessing u just enjoy reading it.

So everyone think's Jewish people are the stingy ones, the ones who are tight with money. I personally don't think that's the case! They fucking love spending money on lavish shit, but what makes them smart is they spend it on their own people. They take money from non-jews then spend it at Kosher shops. Well putting that aside, I'm going to give u guys a marketing insight to what being Jewish really means. (Not religiously)

This mainly applies to you guys who look after the penny's. I'll revel the consequences of your jewish like actions. I know you chinks out there who are cheap and like to go for them B.O.G.O.F offers, ever thought about the last time u actually used that service or product? The most recent one being some Thorpe Park tickets. If you know ur a victim it's a shame u can't report the crime haha. Coz your the one cheap enough to fall for it. Ever realised offers are usually on the shittest time of the day, and only apply to a very small number of shops?
That's a marketing stunt, to get u to buy products which aren't being sold, or an introductory product to convert u. Very simple technique right, here's the best one. The ones where u have to save tokens and then still pay for the product or service. My example about Thorpe Park, when do u every consider visiting it? Holidays and stuff. Rarely ever during the middle of a school term. But these offers draw ur cheap asses in, you think ur the one coming out on top. You've spent money, probably had a good time and then talk about it on facebook or Twitter, then people think oh what a bargain and ask you where u got ur offer from. And it's a vicious circle, all your cheap asses are drawn in and they've made a contribution during a slump. Here is a more recent example that's still going on as this is written. McDonalds Monopoly, we all know we aren't going to win that car or what ever it's they are giving away. But that false hope that maybe your next meal will win u something. Or that extra chance on that larger deli meal which cost u £6 will win u something. Chances are u'll have to spend just as much on Maccy D's as the car to win it.

I know this Monopoly Maccy D's offer works because it's like the 3rd time in 2 years they have done it, and it's usually around the time kids get off on Holiday! Companies plan these things and manipulate people.

Buffets are another great example for those of u who apply Jew Tactics. You can go to a decent restaurant and buy a decent meal which will fill u up for the same price as that £12.99 buffet. And the shit they serve at the buffet is usually very very limited. And even then it doesn't cost them much to make them larger quantities.

Think of what ur about to buy in a business point of view and u'll realise your only saving money in the short term, ur falling victim in the long term. Stop being Cheap, u pay for the quality you get. Businesses operate for a profit, don't try and Jew them out because the only loser is you!

Thursday, April 01, 2010

To Be A Thief..!?!

As you all know the internet, e-books and e-magazines are taking over!! You flick through a magazine and find shit u've read online printed in there. Not many people read them anymore. I mean most newspapers cost next to nothing now a days. But I still love to splash a little ££ on printed material. Call me old fashioned or out dated.
Well it's been a year since I've subscribed to Wired Magazine probably one of the most interesting magazines I've read ever! Tells me everything from, latest gadgets to happenings online and the latest ways to produce renewable energy sources. The shit I read in there is the future, some of you may not care about the future but it's coming and u'll be living it.

Anyways there was a story which I found pretty amazing and thought I would share it with you. A Canadian guy called Gerald Blanchard. Wiki him if u need to, not much pedia on him tho.
His life story kinda made me think twice about my own. He knew what he wanted, and he did what he could to get it. Not many people can do that. He enjoyed the adventure and the excitement!
That's what we all need to do, forget about the main goal, the end result and enjoy the high getting there.
It's easy to block out all the shit and streamline to ur goal, but once u reach it your lonely and have nothing.

But yeah, give it a read I think Wired put the feature online so look up Gerald Blanchard and turn ur life around! Never betray your friends and never lie to yourself. When your down there's always a way back up. There are always more than one or two ways to see things. By seeing it at a different angle u'll always find the solution. If not u can always ask me haha.

P.s I just wanted to post this before another post I wrote. The next one is total bullshit and I'll apologise in advanced for the crap u'll read. My head wasn't screwed on properly, and I was kinda ill.
I'll try bring u more entertaining and interesting shit! Or if you have anything you want me to express don't hesitate to email me @ I.am[at]DanielKhor.com .