Women R My Weakness..!!

Why women are so amazing and are the superior in our species!

I know you've been out one nite and seen them skanky girls dressed in next to nothing, and your penis has already inverted because it's that frigging cold. Yet these girls are galavanting in their high heels and short skirts.
It's so cold your aroused but your body doesn't react.

Guys I know when u go out in just a shirt and it's so cold ur nipples are showing. The next day we are lying in bed literally feel like death. Girl's probably have an early shift at work or have a lecture the next day. Wake up on a few hours sleep because they wake up 2 hours before to get ready. Also when guys get a cold it's the worst feeling in the world. Yes we think we are about to die or something. Women reign supreme! When they have a cold and a fever they still manage to do everything like it's a normal day.

Well it recently we saw the rise and fall of certain celebrities. Namely Tiger Woods and John Terry it may seem women are their weakness. These multi-million earning people all share the same weakness! Women, they love them in all shapes and sizes, races and ages. They still think with their penis! In their situation they have more power, as they are seen more of the alpha male, because we are all attracted to the fittest(!)

Let me explain myself, Darwin's theory of survival of the fittest has changed during the times and ages, we now seek the hottest chick because they stand out. Women on the other hand, seek money, fame and power. Before it was who could bring back the biggest meal, now it's who can put the most designer goods on the table.
Girls reading this, I know ur there shaking ur head and disagreeing. But I've hit the bullseye. Everyone has their price!

For guys like us who seek the hottest chick, there is a simple theory explained in How I Met Your Mother! The settler and the reacher. One party in the relationship is the settler, settling for something below their standards. And there is the reacher who tries to go up against the ivy leagues. It's a simple concept and it's not fair, don't hate the player hate the game.

Women are the root of all problems!
Everything we do is for women, coming back to survival of the fittest, it needs to be updated to survival of the smartest! (Not academically) but the one who uses his head to make the most money.
Us guys only have one thing on our MiND 24/7 and I'm guessing you all know it and flaunt your assets. It's not whoring yourself out it's allowing nature to do it's business.

Aite peace out until next time.

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Perception of Money Over Time..!?!

It seems like a few of u enjoyed my last blog and I dropped some heavy duty shit like that Acme Anvil from Roadrunner. To be honest this blog is a load of rubbish, I'm just keeping it up for myself and I know when u get bored u want to learn more about me and the way I think.

The other day I was speaking to a customer at the takeaway who has made millions. (No evidence, but I take a mans word.) We were talking about business ideas and throwing ideas at each other. Anyways let me share one of my ideas whilst it's still not off the ground completely. Jamie Oliver always has one step ahead of me haha.

Well riding on the facebook success, I was thinking of doing something similar but for food. Everyone loves food but not everyone enjoy's cooking it. I had this idea when I was on delivery one day, and I smelt some beautiful cooking. It was a sort of smell u know u can't get in a restaurant. Your mothers or grandmothers cooking!! Traditional home cooking!! I wanted to taste it but I couldn't. I only enjoy traditional chinese at home. But some of u folk can't! You only get given westernised sweet and sour crap.

You guessed it! It's a website like facebook where u share traditional cooking recipies I'm sure there is plenty of websites out there now. I thought of this last year summer, but wanted it more user orientated than celebrity chef. Jamie Oliver beats me to it and takes it up another level with an Iphone app.

Anyways this guy at the takeaway, loved some of my advertising ideas and asked my full name.

Daniel Khor

He asked me what I wanted, what I see for myself and I told him, I want to change my name into a global brand! And he was like, I can see that happening. Daniel Khor, it's got that normal first name then that special surname. I've never thought of my name as special but it has that powerful effect on people haha. Isit coz I'm Dan Khor? Haha

Let's hope that's the beginning of Daniel Khor, I hope one day I become immortal, my name is engraved into the world as a company.

Well, the title of this blog was perception of money over time. Basically the value of goods. As you all know I love my kicks, I love my designer goods and everything else that comes with it. So I went to Frost of London, IF&Co's account in UK, to check out the Ben Baller pieces. Hottest sales consultant there Chloe Parker!! U must visit just to see this girl. She can sell me anything even the £6.5k G shock watch!! (Sorry about poor picture taken on phone) I didn't want to look like a dick, taking a photo when I was trying it on.



Chloe murked my life hard! I said the watch was a bit expensive for a GShock, I could purchase a U-Boat for that price! She replied, "You know what you guys with money are like. Showing off and stuff!"

FML, I felt like gauging my eyes out and commiting suicide right there. Even tho I ain't one of them rich guys who likes to show off. I work hard for my money thank you very much!!

But what I'm trying to explain is, perception of money is everything. What you value and what I value to be worth x amount is different. But why are humans so irrational. We like to splash out on time pieces to tell time, to keep us sane! But why would u waste over £10 on a watch?

Status? Craftmanship? To fit in? To get robbed?

What ever it is, it still doesn't justify spending money on a watch to tell the time, which u have everywhere around you now a days. Your phone displays the time, I'm sure u have a computer somewhere on ur travels haha. But we still love having that expensive looking watch. Let me be honest with u guys, I am slightly slow when it comes to reading analogue time, because I've never really needed it. But I seldom wear an analogue watch just because it looks good haha. What have I become?

We percieve an item of value and make a rational choice whether to buy it. I'm guessing u've had that awkward arguement with someone who's asked how much an item u own costs and they sed it was expensive and u was like it's a bargain, coz u got 10% off it.

We rarely think of an item in a 3rd person perspective, how do people see this on me? Does it look cheap, does it look expensive? What does this design mean to that person? We usually think about ourselves only, how we want to be seen. My idea above probably explains why I've never set foot into Primark! I don't think the quality of their goods are all that, and fighting with people for clothes isn't what I do haha. But they imitate some of the big fashion houses and tone down their crazy designs to make it wearable and affordable.

Does Comfort really play a Part in what you wear?

Comfort to me is a + to an item. If I want a certain look I'll give up comfort just to have that look. I'm sure a lot of u sacrafice a lot too haha. I used to think like that! Now, I've grown up and my perception has changed. As long as I am comfortable, it doesn't matter how I look (too much). I've still got an image to keep haha.




Come on you can't say I give a fuck about What you think..!! HATERS..!!

2010..!?!

Well this is the first post of 2010.. I have no real excuse as to why I ain't been posting but it's hard because nothing interesting has really happened. And what has happened has been on twitter. Knowing some of my blog readers are close friends and twits I tend not to over share knowledge you already know. But then I have new readers who find this blog via searches on the internet of their favourite sneakers and stuff. So I'm just going to give u a quick wrap up of what I copped here is a list it runs from the end of 2009 to 2010. I mean, I've sed I've stopped with my trainers, but I can't sleep on these I actually love them.

X-mas sales were a flop, I got up early drove out and everything and didn't buy a thing. By the time I got to selfridges at around 11am, the racks were empty!! I've been sale shopping year after year and I've never seen that happen. But once again I came home empty handed, was pretty pissed the patta airmax 1's I wanted weren't in my size. Not to worry I jumped on ebay and purchased them for a little mark up but what the hell I love them. (I still ain't worn them but that's like half my kicks haha)

Well, I decided to finally write this blog because I've been having some pretty dull moments of my own. Some people would call them problems, to me it's just a distraction from the real goal. Usually I ignore them and they disappear. I've taken that option and then it only got worse so I had to dig a little deeper to find the root of the problem. I mean curing the symptoms never stops the problem!! So, after re-evaluating my own options and opinons I've come to notice this wasn't my problem to begin with, I just shouldered other people's words for no reason. I've always been the open minded, smart thinker who doesn't really care as long as everyone is happy.

I've been heavily addicted to CoD! I've finally prestieged once! And I've been watching some mad killcams on youtube. Check them out if you have time!! Shows you how your being owned!!

So 2010, what's all this crap u'll saying u will do differently or this is your year. At the end of the day, you've made no real changes and u'll just get another year older. We don't set out to make changes! We just change as the time comes. I mean we change with the times, hard times, sad times, rough time or any other time we change to adapt to our surroundings and our tastes mature and grow with us and with age. If you look back at your years and just think about what u used to be like, the generation reading this should be confused about what they want. The media and advertising gives us false hope. Look at all the kids now wanting to be celebrities and singers, performers you name it. Britians not got much talent, we have been shaped by the media our surroundings and that hope that winning the lottery will solve problems.

Fact is all these game shows and reality tv shows, aren't reality. They are putting dreams at arm length's reach and a lot of people think they can grab it whilst it's there. Truth is, it takes hard work, and determination to reach your goal, not just trying out for X-Factor and making it. Think about who's made it on them shows. Think about how long they've lasted in the spotlight.

Don't try and claim your 15 minutes of fame, you'll soon realise it's just empty and lonely at the top.
Sorry about the depressing start to your year! Technically it isn't my new year yet haha. Chinese new year ain't for another month! And it's year of the tiger!! It's already back round. Just shows me being the year of the rabbit how old I am.



Patta AM1's... Beautiful Shoe... Took me a while to cop but i copped...



Air Jordan 11's .... Because They are Space Jams...



Air Jordan Spiz'ikes... DO YOU KNOW..!?!?




Air Jordan 1 25th Anniversary Silver Anniversary

Life's Mystery's Dim Version!!

Alrite as my tweet sed, "My life is quite interesting, but why do people follow my life?"
Why isit you all read my blog, I'm going to give you an insight as to why I read blogs and a reason why I like to write this rubbish.

My personal blog is all about me! That's right Daniel Mother Fucking Khor, a lot of you know me by that and know I'm proud of my name and I tend to refer to myself in 3rd person!

I don't think I'm any different from you I'm just a regular guy, trying to hustle and has an eye for beautiful things. I blog about things, people like us can get our hands on. Maybe I work a little harder for it, or maybe not as hard as you but regardless I hustle my own money, and everything you see on this blog is brought by my own money.

This blog was started around College times, when I left people just kept asking what u been up to man? What have you copped and I would link them to my blog. Since then, the blog has grown. I used to post images of other shit and stuff I wanted as well as interesting stuff I found. But I've realised sooo many other blogs do that. Nothing is original anymore. I used to use the blog to vent haha, I remember my Bitch Dan mode Rants when I used to be unhappy. But now I'm the happiest bunny around. (Yes, my Chinese sign is a Rabbit.)

Alrite here goes my attempt to answer one of life's mysteries. I thought of this after hearing everyone talk about X-Factor and I'm A Celeb, about Jordan doing the walk. We are living in the age of Information, where everything is instant. If you haven't got access to your phone, the internet or even a TV. It feels like a part of your life is missing, hey it's the bloody same for me. But we've taken it for granted. I mean I don't even need to watch X-Factor to know that Jedward was pretty awful and half the nation hated their singing ability but kept them on because all 16 and unders enjoyed voting for them. I know Cheryl Cole looked pretty hot last weekend. I've never sat down and watched X-factor but all this information was readily available at a touch of a button, and I am able to read it and regurgitate it, as if I watched it.
We as humans have started to become what I would say attention seeking, and sheepish at the same time. We tend to follow the current trend, try and fit in but hardly anyone wants to try something different. Honestly, I'm sure u have much better things to do than watch X-factor, in what ways does it benefit u, watching it? It only allow's u to discuss what you saw the nite before at work/school/out the next day. To fit in, to conform to seem like your part of something.

I on the other hand rarely have the time to watch late nite television, I've no frigging idea who's on x-factor and I'm a celeb. I don't feel the need to fit in, but everyone broadcast's it around me.
That brings me back to my first point, u read this because u want to find out more about me. You may want to copy or integrate some of my personality into your own. You read this because u find my shit interesting!

I just had time to kill so I thought I'll write some crap haha, coz I know you'll read it as well.

A Hero..!?!

Once again I've been busy busy busy haha. Doing what u may ask? Nah it hasn't been copping shit because after that Louis v cop I've been broke!!

Actually I brought a few pieces from the Jil Sander x Uniqlo collection, the cashmere cardigan was the best buy. It set me back quite a bit but I look like fucking Chink Bass!! (Chuck Bass if u never got the reference)

Let me fill u n00bs in on some happenings since my last post! Wow, dates well far back.



As you all know CoD:MW2 came out, that's right the most highly anticipated game since the first one!! I'm not that good at it yet, been slacking! Not played it since Kev jacked me of both my CoD games over a year ago. Here is the story of me copping the game.

I leave work Monday nite, 10:30p.m, drive straight to Watford Asda. I see a massive Q and jump in line. This was about 11:00p.m!! I happened to be 129th in the Q!! I was thinking I mite not get it, ask the people at the front of the Q and they have been Q-ing since 10p.m!! The game is released at 12p.m!! So we waited around and the pre-orders got their game first, so after a good hour, I finally pick up my copy of CoD!! Drive back down to NW, went to Asda in Colindale to get a drink, as me and my mate walk out of Asda, he heads off and I head to my car. I was stopped by some black guys. Yes I don't want to be racist but I was stopped by black guys!! He goes "I know u got the game give me the game, don't make me stab u for the game." I reply I ain't got it, and he decides to search me. Gay boy was feeling me up and shit and touched my phone and my big LV wallet. Nah I don't want ur phone or cash, just give me the game! I didn't have it on me it was in my car and he left me alone. Idiot, trying to rob me of a game he could have brought with his benefits money! Yes, I'm sure this unemployed waste man, was claiming some sort of benefits or his parents was claiming some sort of benefits. If u have a probably stolen PS3 to play on why not just buy the game.

Anyways enough of that, the weekend before CoD:MW2 I decided to order DJ Hero!! I was going to settle for the poor mans edition, normal decks and the game. But nah I'm a bigger man than that, needed the case and the gold/black decks. So I splashed out for the renegade edition. Oh I forgot to fill u in, before all these games came out my PS3 was broken for about 6 months, I decided to buy another PS3, because it cost £150 to fix my one, or £180 for a pre-owned one with one controller and a game.

Ok, I ordered DJ Hero, 6th November. The date today as I am writing this is, 19th November. The game arrived today, which sparked me to enlighten u with these stories. Here are a few photo's of the beautiful edition I purchased, it was £40 more than the original, but I got that amazing case and much slicker looking deck.



Anyways I waited 2 weeks for my game and it never came so I rung up game. They told me due to the release of CoD:MW2 my game wasn't shipped. So this Tuesday I rung them, and they sed we will ship it. And it arrived today! Pretty pissed, but loving the game.

Whilst waiting for my game I have been watching videos online of the game, and found out u can play Guitar and DJ at the same time so I had to purchase a guitar!! Now here's the story of how Game F-edML.

I pick up Nixon from uni, head to Brent x. I ask for Guitar Hero 5, with Guitar! It took the guy almost 30 mins to find out they had sold out, then I was going to settle for the pre-owned version. So I brought it for £40, I walk to HMV and find it brand new on sale for £33!! Guitar Hero World Tour, so I buy that and refund my pre-owned one and exchange it for Guitar Hero 5 software. Then walking around Brent X some more, I see the game for £30 in Curry's!! Should I return it!! Ahh fuck it man, I can't be bothered all for £3! My life got fucked soo hard these few weeks, but now I am playing DJ Hero on my partially new PS3, and I am enjoying CoD.

Other than that my life's been pretty boring, here is a photo of what my sister copped for me whilst on holiday in Amsterdam, she saw it and thought of me!!
Also Tina copped a bottle of Voss water for me, not knowing I've got a few bottle of it at home. Thank you tho, such an amazing bottle and over priced water haha. But that's what I love about these companies, taking shit for free and charging people like us money for it!!



Alrite, it's been 6 months since I've graduated and I've barely lifted a finger to look for a job, I think I'm going to start so could graduates please email me their CV's so I can use them as templates for a CV as I have no frigging idea how to write one. Unless any marketing company happens to stumble upon my page and wants to hire me, drop me an email, I.am@DanielKhor.com . Actually if your reading this then technically your @Danielkhor.com haha.

Tweet Tweet Mother Fuckers, you'll need to RT this for me!!

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Peace out until next time!!

Oh here are some bonus pictures of my New Blacked out Metallic BOLD..!!!!



The pictures don't do it any justice at all... The back is all metallic and the keypad is metallic blue as well...

Anyways I need to go work Safe..!!