New Year..!?!

Gong Hei Fat Choi... (Canto)... Happy New Year Again Bitches hahaha...

It's Chinese New Year today... For all you non-chink readers...

Year of the Ox (Cow in regards to some people)..

That means you were born in 1985... 12 years before/after that... Or if your reading this OX years from now you was born 2009 ^^...

Well you never know in the information age how long this blog will be up and running for...

Anyways this blog was really just to say Happy Chinese New Year to all my fellow Chinks...

And Your wallets should be getting slightly fatter around this time of year...



Here is my small collection of red packets for now... Fingers Crossed I get a few more so I can treat myself to some nice stuff haha..



Just a little extra photo of my mothers flower arrangement for New year...
Not much left to say apart from Hope you have a prosperous year... As it is the year of the Ox it means Hard work ahead of us...

Riding this Recession wave... Year of the Ox means fighting with prosperity and fortitude. Ox's are suppose to be Born leaders and have the ability to achieve great things... (Or not in the case of Ox's I know)... Have common sense... You "Cows" reading this should know if you have common sense haha...

Oh before I leave you guys I wanted to add Kanye West x Louis Vuitton a few of the designs have been leaked and they are SICK..
Too bad the wave of Fakes will be hitting us soon... You Chavs and Original Fakes, Don't Buy that shit... Your only supporting the stupid Sweatshops forcing Chinese/Viet/Indian/Thai/(Insert your own country here) kids to work their ass's off making FAKE shoes for you...

Real ones are out in June... So if you see anyone apart from these lot... (Look like Fools imo).. With a pair of Louis Vuitton Don's.. They Are Fake..!!!



But trying to explain the price of their outfits would be stupid... Anyways... Remember that Song Swagger like us... Money can't buy Swagger... half of them don't have it... they are clashing and shit... But at the end of the day... What ever they feel comfortable in...


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HATE Away..!!!

Oh S**T...!?!

Because even Dan gets racially abused.!! Haha.

Last blog I mentioned chinese accents and being racist. Yes, I am yellow we are pretty racist, even to our own kind. Fucking big 6 (canton joke). Anyways the other day I was walking into uni and some guy just hurls abuse at me. Go back to fucking China, there are no jobs here!

I was shocked! In this day and age someone is racially attacking me, I was minding my own business walking to uni. I'm there thinking your in this situation coz your bloody people (white folk) rather have kids and live off the government than find a job. And us hard working ethnic minorities (you know who you are) are hard at work, making money paying tax to support the white folk. He probably just jealous of the successful 2008 Olympics.

Hell even The President Is Black..!! (A little early when this was posted...)Fuck Racists man...

I even have to quote the Great H.O.V.A here...

My president is black in fact he’s half white
So even in a racists mind hes half right
So if you got a racists mind its alright
My president is black but his house is all white
Rosa Parks sat so Martin Luther could walk
Martin Luther walked so Barack Obama could run
Barack Obama ran so all the children could fly
So Ima spread my wings you can meet in the sky



Anyways this was suppose to be tomoro's blog but I thought I would bring shit on time or even early depends when you read this shit...

A lot of comments about my last blog... Just to let you know I ain't racist man... Much love to the ethnic minorities... I'm just hating on the Majorities hahaha... One in Ten Children are Mix raced... (Source The Sun)...

Been really busy recently So I ain't had time to blog... Hell allow blogging I ain't even had time to clean my room... Check this shit man ...



Oh yeah been busy working on my New Product Development Project...




USB'B's... This should be made man... What was it I said to Johnny... Imagine hiding all your porn on a 4GB - 8GB stick and just popping the head back on and putting it back on your shelf... No one going to find that shit man... Anyways that work is finally done and dusted and handed in...

Aite Moving on to other coursework... going to cut this short and make sure i'll hit u up with something good when I have time...

Today was suppose to be Blue Monday... Apart from it being a coursework deadline and the freezing weather, day was good...
Good Nite.. and Peace... President is Black..!!

Updates..!?!

Well as I sed I was due for an update...



That's what I decided to get...

Anyways this blog is to give u guys some Updates on my last blog...

Takeaway Stories..!!

A few days ago some chinese woman rings up for an order... My Boss picks it up and takes the order... But then it comes to getting their address...

She passes it to me as I am the driver... I take her postcode in put it into the computer but it doesn't recognize it so an address doesn't come up... So I ask her for her street name... She says it with a proper Chinese accent and being Dan and pretty racist I didn't understand shit.. So I said spell it please...

H-A G.. ? (I repeat: G yeah ?) Yeah G for Giraffe ok.. E.L Hagel (I shall make up an end to this address as you people mite target this poor woman) Hagel Green.. I repeat this several times and she keeps going Yes and puts the phone down..

20 mins later when the food is ready to be delivered I still haven't located the street... So I ring them back.. and this time a guy picks up still says G G yeah G for Giraffe... So I am like you know what.. I'll give u my mobile number and you text me your address...

18 Hazel Green... It wasn't a bloody G it was Z... Bloody chinks can't pronounce Z properly.. Or Spell in this case...

Well other than that... Stay Fresh... Sleep tight man... Keep Smiling...

Peace Out..!

Takeaway Stories..!?!

Here are some crazy stuff that has happened at the Takeaway since i've been working there...

And i've witnessed a wide range of weird and funny events...

Let me start off with the events outside of the shop window i've witnessed from the inside...

A woman stealing from the asian computer store... and being chased by a fat man.. Whilst hurling abuse at him.. That was sooo funny... She managed to get away and police came like 20 mins after...

A mini cab driver hitting his customer with the door... He thought it would be nice to open the door for the girl, but instead he managed to hit her over and she started swearing and stuff... (Bloody Drunk Chavs..)

Some weird orders people have asked for...

A woman asked for Beansprouts.. But then she added no vegetables please... So I went into the kitchen and repeated the order whilst laughing.. I think I should have just brought out an empty dish and made her pay for it...

A man came in and sed.. "Excuse Me Boss, Is there Chicken in the Chicken fried rice?".. At first I was thinking is this guy serious? So I just replied Chicken fried rice comes with shredded chicken and peas.. Man never knew there were such idiots in the world...

Another middleaged man who comes regularly ordered £4.90 worth of food.. He handed me £10 note.. So I was going to get his change of £5.10.. Logical Maths £4.90 + £5.10 = £10... But he stopped me and sed "Hold on I mite have the 20p.. Waited for him to give me the 20p and I handed a fiver to him..

Anyways this blog is boring coz I wrote it at 4a.m in the morning and it was for the sole purpose of posting a new pair of kicks I got in the VANS sale..



Vans Vault Zapato Del Barco LX Snake Scale Pack

Beautiful... Picture doesn't do it justice...

Oh yeah here are a few things I wanted to post hehe..

Someone get me these speakers...



And for you red-blooded males out there...

GOOGLE IMAGES THIS NAME.. JURGITA VALTS... Hit me back up with comments haha...

Good nite..!!

Messed Up..!?!

Alrite you guys probably don't believe half the crap I say on my blog. But what ever you do believe, I speak from my heart and don't make stuff up.

This week whilst doing my job I've spotted the most disturbing stuff. A man walking a pony across the road at 10:30 in the evening. I thought it was some like sex slave at first coz the thing was too big to be a dog. Drove a little closer and it was some guy walking a pony.

Another serious story, the driver next door, hit some drunk irish guy about 2 months ago. And the guy left more damage to the car than to himself. He ran into the car. The arch above the door (chassis) was all bent I was laughing at the driver.

Man it has been an unproductive week. 4 courseworks in and only completed one. How waste am I, haha. Been waking up at stupid o clock, and going straight into work.
Well, this week Air Yeezy's were rumoured to be releasing in March, with quickstrike status, so if the usual accounts get it I should be able to get hold of one.

Anyways this is blogged as a special request to a bored reader…
But I wanted to add something I was listening to whilst uploading this blog from my berry..

Clicky This Is a Jay-Z X RadioHead Album... Be sure to check it out man..

Oh for you fashion hungry readers... I got a new LV wallet.. Pictures coming soon (When I can be bothered)
Also I am taking suggestions and designers on board who are willing to convert my MiND into my NEW Website... Hit me up @ i.am@DanielKhor.com..

Services shall be paid for and i'm in dire need of a graphic designer who is willing to piece together some of my ideas for me...

2009..!?!

Happy New Year..!!!!

2-0-0-8
Some came to Hate
2-0-0-9
Yours To Define..!!

I mean 2008 saw some of the best and worst times... Economically... It was terrible for some... Some it was good.. We saw the Chinks give the world a shock with their crazy 2008 Olympics...
2008 Saw Obama become the first Black President..!! (Well Jan 20th to be Exact) But he was elected in 2008...

2008 saw me become 21..

Anyways 2009 is about making that ARAB money..!!



It's all about this dance move man..

Oh yeah... I'm stepping into the New Year with my New Kicks... haha... Don't hate coz u slept on this pack...



Oh I thought I will start 2009 with this very nice art piece...




Aite... I bet all you people are still half drunk and sleeping in your own puke..

Happy New Year...