Wednesday, January 07, 2009

Takeaway Stories..!?!

Here are some crazy stuff that has happened at the Takeaway since i've been working there...

And i've witnessed a wide range of weird and funny events...

Let me start off with the events outside of the shop window i've witnessed from the inside...

A woman stealing from the asian computer store... and being chased by a fat man.. Whilst hurling abuse at him.. That was sooo funny... She managed to get away and police came like 20 mins after...

A mini cab driver hitting his customer with the door... He thought it would be nice to open the door for the girl, but instead he managed to hit her over and she started swearing and stuff... (Bloody Drunk Chavs..)

Some weird orders people have asked for...

A woman asked for Beansprouts.. But then she added no vegetables please... So I went into the kitchen and repeated the order whilst laughing.. I think I should have just brought out an empty dish and made her pay for it...

A man came in and sed.. "Excuse Me Boss, Is there Chicken in the Chicken fried rice?".. At first I was thinking is this guy serious? So I just replied Chicken fried rice comes with shredded chicken and peas.. Man never knew there were such idiots in the world...

Another middleaged man who comes regularly ordered £4.90 worth of food.. He handed me £10 note.. So I was going to get his change of £5.10.. Logical Maths £4.90 + £5.10 = £10... But he stopped me and sed "Hold on I mite have the 20p.. Waited for him to give me the 20p and I handed a fiver to him..

Anyways this blog is boring coz I wrote it at 4a.m in the morning and it was for the sole purpose of posting a new pair of kicks I got in the VANS sale..



Vans Vault Zapato Del Barco LX Snake Scale Pack

Beautiful... Picture doesn't do it justice...

Oh yeah here are a few things I wanted to post hehe..

Someone get me these speakers...



And for you red-blooded males out there...

GOOGLE IMAGES THIS NAME.. JURGITA VALTS... Hit me back up with comments haha...

Good nite..!!

1 comment:

Howan said...

lool, love ur takeaway stories man... the beansprouts one iv actualli experienced myself... and the chicken fried rice? well i aint heard tht one, it was pretty funny.

the girl u said to google is fine too =PP sick shoes, sick speakers.