Saturday, May 24, 2008

199.. And Counting....!?!


You probably thinking WTF does Dan mean with 199... Usually I title my blogs, with a deeper meaning ... (Well I try to, but these blogs are normally off the top of my head)...

Anyways as you all know (Should fucking idiots)... I'm going Malaysia for 2 weeks.... And i've been trying to pack..!!



Christian Stop annoying me and let me pack in peace HAHAHA... (Name dropped *Cough*)....

This is how I pack... Coz i'm only allowed to Bring one pair of kicks so i've picked my newest pair... Goes with my Shirt which I will be rocking for the wedding... (Check Blog when I come back and i'll show u how SICK I look)

2 Weeks without Dan... How do u people survive... Come on if I don't think about myself for 10 mins I begin to Miss myself... So 2 weeks without me will be like your pet dog died or something... (Not that I am your bloody Dog)...

... Well This is the 199th BLOG Since Dim MiND's Been open for you guys to dissect... Some have been loyal some have come and gone... Well Who ever reads this shit is enjoying it, so i'm going to keep you hanging onto the edge of your seat catch u'll after I had my 2 weeks in Malaysia..!!!

Peeeaaacccccccee...!!! (Don't ask about the picture I just thought it would put all u fat readers into salivate mode)..



Oh No, Dan's just Stepped up his Sneaker Game AGAIN ... I've done it AGAIN!!! If you notice the Nike Ticks are different colour (Black and white for all u colour blind/blind idiots..)

Anyways, i've been spending like crazy before I am going to Malaysia to spend more hahaha...



My new tee's and my new Shorts... (Don't Hate MutherF--kers..) I pull off them shorts like a BAD MAN haha... *Cough* Alpha Dog *Cough* Justin Timberlake Style


Hahaha... Spending sooo much Don't Make Me Swipe My Card (Listen to the track to get the joke...)

(I would like this song to be playing whilst you read this song so it probably playing in the background, and your like what is this shit...)

Plastic - Really Doe feat. Kanye West

Saturday, May 17, 2008

The End...!?!

Well We had the beginning.... The Middle... Here comes the end ..!!!!


Exams are over... Malaysia is a week away... GTA Storymode Completed...

What more do I need to do haha...

Well check out what I found online just for a little laugh...





If you want to look like KANYE WEST Get yourself a pair of them hahaha... GLOW IN THE DARK TOUR..!!!




This is the latest Blackberry to be released... I need to get my hands on one of these bad boy's... Fuck the Iphone... These are sexier and look much better hahaha... Going to sort myself out this October..!!




Aite... I've not got much to say to you guys..!! Just Summers Here bitches.... (Well I felt like i've been on Holiday for about a month now...) Stupid Rain and shit kicks in when i am actually on Summer... *Sigh*...

Oh copped another Crooks & Castle Tee... I'll take pics when I can be bothered and when i'm no longer ill...

Safe Boys and Girls...




Video of Kanye West Freestyling on G Shock 25th Anniversary.. Mentions He is Dressed like a Hypebeast..!!

HYPEBEASTS MOTHERF--KERS..!!!

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

GTA..!?!

HAHAHA bet u read the title and thought FFS, Dan is going thro GTA AGAIN... !!!!

Your wrong boys and girls... GTA = Grand Theft Asda...

Last nite, when I went into Asda with my mate who was buying Fags... Whilst we was waiting for them to open up the Tobacco bit we saw some Black man running out of Asda with 4 Bottles of Whiskey...

He had to Be Black innit ¬__¬... Not even stereotyping man was like some athlete running... Typical innit Indian Security card and a FAT white English dude... Trying to stop him...

Fat boy grabbed his arm and his bag... then it dropped...

The Black guy quickly turned ducked the clothesline from the indian guy, and picked up one of the 4 bottles... That shit was comical to watch...

Anyways... Thats all I have... apart from getting love letters from little year 7's whilst I am invigilating not much has happened with Me...

You know what lets throw in some GTA, for you unlucky bastards without it and for u unlucky bastards who have exams and can't play it ...

GTA PS3 Online (Sure it is the same on 360)...

Team DeathMatch and team Mayfia mode...

4 people cruising in a car and just taking out the other gang, this shit owns anything the offline mode has to offer... If you want to play with me ...

Comment with your Playstation Network Nickname and i'll add u and invite u... Get a bluetooth headset and i'll chat to u... Tell u to bloody get in the car and stuff... HAHAHA ....

Anyways going to get ready for bed... Invigilating Physic's A level exams tomoro *Sigh*...

Good luck for all your exams... Signing out ... ^^

Slacking..!?!

I've been lazing around like it is summer and never got round to posting these online for my fans of my blog..!!

Check these new kicks added to my collection..!! BLOODY CRAZY..!!!






Alrite i'm going to work now.. ^^ Check you'll later... I'll write something interesting for you guys later hahaha...

(Well I will attempt to)

Saturday, May 10, 2008

Bored @ Work..!?!

Well, since i'm bored and just turned of GTA 4 (Click For Dim Gaming Blog about GTA4)

I've been working all week as an invigilator @ London Academy (Aka Edgware School)

Standing and just watching year 9's do their SAT's..

Being Dim, and trying to entertain standing around for an hour + not talking is impossible.. So I crack a few jokes with the kids..!!
(Let me share some with you...)

There was a girl, writing I Heart L. I walk over and say this.
"The Names Daniel." ^^

And you have my usual, kids looking around and I say.
"Stop, checking out that girl/boy, he/she is ugly."

Maybe these little things don't work on a Blog, but if u imagine me saying it you'd probably LOL a little hehe...

Being called Sir, has made me feel a little old >__<...

Anyways if your reading this you must be WELL bored since it is probably a Saturday, i'm guessing most of you are Revising or Working. Or the lucky ones just Chilling doing nothing hahaha...

Enough of my boring blog..

I thought i'd share this little song for all those who are close to me ..!!

Here is a little snippet for u ... (Auto Play)...

Relates to what I say to people to make them laugh, I just laughed when I heard it BEAT is too sick tho..


Anyways Sayfe... Check You'll Later Bitches..!!

Thursday, May 08, 2008

Arrogant Much..!?!

Well tonites episode of Apprentice was quite good... it shows how sometimes making up lies about yourself comes back to bite you... HAHAHA

Man Chin and Milf Has Gone >__<... My reason to watch it has just been fired... But i'm egging on Raef or Ian McQueen... Raef is just sooo funny and who ever refer's to themselves in 3rd person deserves credit hahaha...

Amazingly hot day today and I was stuck inside a bloody Green House School (London Academy) Invigilating exams...

Alrite i'm going bed... need to be up @ 8:30a.m... (Don't even get up that early for UNI)

To invigilate an exam.. *Sigh*





Thanx to Tim Khoo... (Urban Scavenger on my links) I managed to get hold of the CLOT Business As Usual Tee..!!

Don't Hate on a Player.. HAHAHAHA PEACE..!!!

Wednesday, May 07, 2008

Miss Me..?!?!

Hahaha... I know you guys missed me... I didn't blog for a few days due to the long weekend...

Karmen's BBQ @ My house and stuff.... Anyways I'm Back hahaha ^^... Well Uni is over soon... So i'm not going to see my usual lot @ Uni.. *Sigh*...

As I write this i'm parking my Corquette (I think it is named that in GTA 4)

Yes, I finally got it this morning...!!!

Hmmm Today, was my 2nd last Exam... got a 10 day break where I shall be working as an Invigilator... I really want to rock my normal clothes but they will probably turf me. As i look like some Gangster Wannabe hahhaa...



Shisha cotch has been Opened up again officially for the Summer..!!!

We've been smoking the real Alfukher <-- (Ahh Fuck Her) in my case...

This flavour is next level, can smell it at the bottom of my Garden it is tasty ^^...

I have to keep this short and sweet as I got home @ around 11:30 from Dinner, and only managed to squeeze an hour of GTA 4 then blog..!!

Dan is actually working for the next week or 2... Sigh... Need to get up early..!!!

Anyways before I leave... You mite have already seen this stuff but I have to share this stuff with you guys..


Click for More Photo's


Summer's around the corner for most of us... Don't Get too Fat Guys... (I'll try not to either haha)...

Young Jeezy Feat Kanyeezy..!!!

Thursday, May 01, 2008

In Need of The Good Life..?!?!




Check this teapot... I need one of these in my life... Mite have to splash out and purchase one to chill outside with my shisha bong..!! Hahaha...

Summer is coming Shisha is needed in my system..!!!


Anyways anyone willing to splash out stupid amounts on this for me to enjoy my GTA and MGS hahaha...

Imagine chilling there with surround sound!!!! I need to play GT5 In that... The experience would be incomparable.!!!



Cheer up Vi..!! Hahaha typing this as u look soooo Bored ^^

Aite going to go for lunch now... Saaayyyyfffeeee ...