Yeet Hei..!?!?!

I've found the solution..!! (Well Not really)...

But you know how us Oriental's know what Yeet hei is... That feeling in your throat or that feeling when your parents know u shouldn't be eating fried shit... And they give u some Chinese Cola as they call it... (Herbal Medicine) ...

Well ever tried explaining it to your white friends ?

Never had a clever way of wording it... Hot air, heaty air... Well I've found your solution..!!

PRICKLY HEAT...!!!



Hahaha...

Anyways lets move back onto my trip to Penang.. Well this trip was more about just chilling and feasting..!!!

Pics of Food Coming up...

I was living in my cousins apartment... This was the view I had from the balcony outside... Not too bad considering it is a small developing island...



In the other photo looks like some Alien spaceship... but thats just lights going up the mountain.. Hehe.. Or maybe we are that Advanced that we have spaceships and shit...





Have A Break Have A Kit Kat....


Alrite the Food Begins..!!!

This is my favorite fruit in the world... Duran.. It smells sooo nice to those who eat it but if u don't like it you'd think it stinks...

Don't hate just coz you ain't got acquired taste to eat this.. Check out all the other weird exotic fruits some of your favourites right there as well ^^









1st Image is Durian
2nd one is Dragon fruit
3rd one is your favourite Lychee..!!
4th How Pineapples Should look...
5th The Malays call THE ENGLISH OLIVE... <--- Little do they know Olives can't grow in UK...
6th Is some random fruit I have no idea hit me up..!!!

Anyways I got bored typing this one so i'm going to stop it here and bore u all next time..!!

Sayfe..!!

Time off..!?!

Well last year was HK... I was suppose to blog everything I did... But you know what I flooded you guys with a photo blog... I think i'm going to do the same but this time i'll give a running commentary..!!

No Guarantee it will be funny... But by now you should know the style of my blog...

I just write any ole thing that pops into my head hahaha...



And so it begins...

I'm guessing a lot of u will probably be asking what does CY Stand for... Thats for close mates hahaha... Yeah Economy... Not flossing yet to be in First Class... In due time in due time haha..

Anyways I took a lot of random shots out of the window I could get to from the Plane...

For those who are fans of my crappy photography skills check it out ... Here is a little taster... (Click Image for link to Album)


For you lost Fans, Some of them islands Could be the lost ISLAND... ^^ (Just some crap I thought I would add hahaha)...

Well This is all I can be bothered to blog for tonight... I should be sleeping but I need to alter my internal clock so waiting for bois to come cotch..!!!

Let me leave you with a little something from the Asian Countries haha... I thought I would take a photo of this one as it was automatic flush.. Made me laugh sooo much on my own... I went to pee and it just kept flushing on me *sigh*...

I'm all about Eco-friendly not wasting water w/e

199.. And Counting....!?!

You probably thinking WTF does Dan mean with 199... Usually I title my blogs, with a deeper meaning ... (Well I try to, but these blogs are normally off the top of my head)...

Anyways as you all know (Should fucking idiots)... I'm going Malaysia for 2 weeks.... And i've been trying to pack..!!



Christian Stop annoying me and let me pack in peace HAHAHA... (Name dropped *Cough*)....

This is how I pack... Coz i'm only allowed to Bring one pair of kicks so i've picked my newest pair... Goes with my Shirt which I will be rocking for the wedding... (Check Blog when I come back and i'll show u how SICK I look)

2 Weeks without Dan... How do u people survive... Come on if I don't think about myself for 10 mins I begin to Miss myself... So 2 weeks without me will be like your pet dog died or something... (Not that I am your bloody Dog)...

... Well This is the 199th BLOG Since Dim MiND's Been open for you guys to dissect... Some have been loyal some have come and gone... Well Who ever reads this shit is enjoying it, so i'm going to keep you hanging onto the edge of your seat catch u'll after I had my 2 weeks in Malaysia..!!!

Peeeaaacccccccee...!!! (Don't ask about the picture I just thought it would put all u fat readers into salivate mode)..



Oh No, Dan's just Stepped up his Sneaker Game AGAIN ... I've done it AGAIN!!! If you notice the Nike Ticks are different colour (Black and white for all u colour blind/blind idiots..)

Anyways, i've been spending like crazy before I am going to Malaysia to spend more hahaha...



My new tee's and my new Shorts... (Don't Hate MutherF--kers..) I pull off them shorts like a BAD MAN haha... *Cough* Alpha Dog *Cough* Justin Timberlake Style


Hahaha... Spending sooo much Don't Make Me Swipe My Card (Listen to the track to get the joke...)

(I would like this song to be playing whilst you read this song so it probably playing in the background, and your like what is this shit...)

The End...!?!

Well We had the beginning.... The Middle... Here comes the end ..!!!!


Exams are over... Malaysia is a week away... GTA Storymode Completed...

What more do I need to do haha...

Well check out what I found online just for a little laugh...





If you want to look like KANYE WEST Get yourself a pair of them hahaha... GLOW IN THE DARK TOUR..!!!




This is the latest Blackberry to be released... I need to get my hands on one of these bad boy's... Fuck the Iphone... These are sexier and look much better hahaha... Going to sort myself out this October..!!




Aite... I've not got much to say to you guys..!! Just Summers Here bitches.... (Well I felt like i've been on Holiday for about a month now...) Stupid Rain and shit kicks in when i am actually on Summer... *Sigh*...

Oh copped another Crooks & Castle Tee... I'll take pics when I can be bothered and when i'm no longer ill...

Safe Boys and Girls...




Video of Kanye West Freestyling on G Shock 25th Anniversary.. Mentions He is Dressed like a Hypebeast..!!

HYPEBEASTS MOTHERF--KERS..!!!

GTA..!?!

HAHAHA bet u read the title and thought FFS, Dan is going thro GTA AGAIN... !!!!

Your wrong boys and girls... GTA = Grand Theft Asda...

Last nite, when I went into Asda with my mate who was buying Fags... Whilst we was waiting for them to open up the Tobacco bit we saw some Black man running out of Asda with 4 Bottles of Whiskey...

He had to Be Black innit ¬__¬... Not even stereotyping man was like some athlete running... Typical innit Indian Security card and a FAT white English dude... Trying to stop him...

Fat boy grabbed his arm and his bag... then it dropped...

The Black guy quickly turned ducked the clothesline from the indian guy, and picked up one of the 4 bottles... That shit was comical to watch...

Anyways... Thats all I have... apart from getting love letters from little year 7's whilst I am invigilating not much has happened with Me...

You know what lets throw in some GTA, for you unlucky bastards without it and for u unlucky bastards who have exams and can't play it ...

GTA PS3 Online (Sure it is the same on 360)...

Team DeathMatch and team Mayfia mode...

4 people cruising in a car and just taking out the other gang, this shit owns anything the offline mode has to offer... If you want to play with me ...

Comment with your Playstation Network Nickname and i'll add u and invite u... Get a bluetooth headset and i'll chat to u... Tell u to bloody get in the car and stuff... HAHAHA ....

Anyways going to get ready for bed... Invigilating Physic's A level exams tomoro *Sigh*...

Good luck for all your exams... Signing out ... ^^